2 Responses to “Dirty Laundry Caption of the Day”

1. PoorBritney.com
   December 20th, 2007 at 7:36 pm

   

   Well this is a fine mess you’ve gotten me into. You leave me no other choice but to add this amongst the ranks of some of the funniest BritArt. Thanks for this, too funny!

2. Elysabeth J. Cherniak
   December 23rd, 2007 at 5:39 am

   

   I am Billy Bob’s former sister in law. Tell him to stop bugging my mother’s condominium, stop tapping our telephones, stop spam emailing us at once. It has gone on long enough, and we are sick and tired of his harassment!

   I work in a chat room and he decided years ago that it would be funny, annoying and alright for him to come into it and call me names, voice his opinions about my character being below par. He knows what this about. Let him know I am not intimidated by him.

   we have always stayed away from him, we have always left him alone. We told him in a normal tone, we warned him to stay away from us, that means NO SOUND EQUIPMENT, NO EMAILS, NO PHONE TAPPING. He needs to stop immediately! I have endured this for many years from him. I have told Sprint, i have told everyone I can tell that he is doing this to me. He told me he was doing these things to my family. We never did anything to him. We were not the ones who married him, my sister Pietra did.

   I cannot go to the police without any proof, i.e. video tape, photographs, I have nothing to prove this but what I have experienced, and what my mother has experienced. This is outrageous, and we will not tolerate it any more.

   He can react however he wants, he knows and god knows, and whoever else helped him purchase the equipment to enable his ridiculous endeavor in espionage.

   We do not have the kind of money it would take to identify this type of equipment he uses to do these things to us. He yelled at my mother years ago…”Don’t you try to ever take my money Ruth!!” He is out of his mind! Just tell him to get away from me once and for all! We are not taking any more of his abuse. We are not his battered ex wife, my sister was. She was not smart enough to call the police when she was black and blue, but I would have. Then maybe he would not be feeling so free to do this to her family.l That is what the real problem is. He got away with hurting her, so he thinks he can abuse me and my mother too. God only knows.

   I refuse to take this any more. Whatever I discuss in the privacy of my mother’s room, gets repeated in emails addressed to my email account. Whatever I discuss on the phone, somehow gets repeated in my emails. He even has someone follow me sometimes. What I discuss on a date gets repeated in emails too.

   I do not want to be his girlfriend, I do not want to be his lover. Please let him know, THAT WAS WHAT HE TOLD ME HE WANTED WITH ME 3 YEARS AGO, PLEASE LET HIM KNOW THAT ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL OF THIS HARASSMENT I DO NOT WANT HIM.

   The 2nd Email I sent to Billy Bob’s webmaster

   Billy Bob came into my chat room, on the site i work on, in August of 2006, and told me he wants us to buy a home to live in together. I could see him in plain view, since it is camera to camera viewing. He told me he wants to live with me, and wanted to stay with me forever. He kept heckling with the emails and the letting me know he listens to my phone calls and conversations by blurting things out in my chat room. So I did not go out with anyone for over a year. My boyfriend of 13 years proposed to me and i turned him down. He asked me to drive to Palm Springs to see him and i turned him down for Billy Bob. Now I finally started dating again a few months ago, but my love of my life is gone now, and I learned this was all a joke. I only hesitated about being with my ex because he was in another relationship that just would not end, even when he told me it was over. Billy and I were not lovers, but he was like a big brother to me. I am 43 years old, I wanted to start a family with my ex boyfriend, which he has now gone back to another relationship.This has cost me dearly. I am not Billy Bob, i do not replace people and have a few other people I screw whilst being seriously involved with someone. When Billy started his b.s. in August of 2006, my boyfriend and I were not a couple at the time, we had been broken up for a little while. But in December of 06, I started turning my ex down for visits, and that as because of Billy. He needs to be set straight, he cannot mess with my life any more.

   I am financially troubled thanks to him, he cost me some valuable customers who visited my chat room, and since Billy decided to be in character and be in my chat room, when paying customers tried to get shows with me, they left and never returned. He needs help! I have a mess of a life thanks to him now, at this a very critical time in my life. He needs to mind his own business. My man is gone, my business got screwed up, my phones and my home and my persona kl business is not his business. What he is doing is illegal, and what he did was emotionally tormenting, my sister at least has $15,000 a month and I can understand why he might do that to her….BUT WHY DO IT TO ME? I have never been this man’s girlfriend, and I do not understand why he has been doing this to me? I caught him doing it in the late 90’s, and I confronted him then, and he admitted it, but he kept doing it.

   He needs rehab, if
   i could get a fat check from him i deserve, i would. my ex boyfriend was going to take care of me financially, and he even bought me a car, I am seriously in financial turmoil and emotional turmoil. I am not able to pick up these pieces of this devastation. He should fix it, and be noble at least the money part. But no amount of money can buy back the year I wasted that I couldn’t afford to waste thank you to him.

   LET Him SEE THIS PLEASE!

   I am angry!!!!
   All the while my elderly mother’s home, where she and myself live, has a bug for sound so he can listen to us, and taps our land line and my cell phone too.