Britney Spears The Next William Shakespeare

Britney Spears had decided to bless us with her amazing poetic messages. Two new messages appeared on the Britney Spears Official Site the past days.

First, Britney Writes, “You’ll Never See it My Way, because You’re Not Me.” ! Wow… Isn’t that deep. Does she mean we will never see it her way because she is mentally insane?

The Second is even better! Such genius! “Mother to Grandmother, and my my you’re grand” . I guess this is a stab at her mom. I feel bad for her mom! A mid twenty year old girl still rebelling!

I really hope these messages are a cause of drunkenness. If she was drunk then I can accept these messages. Everyone gets a drunken moment when they think of doing something cleaver that really isn’t …. Then they wake up in the morning and say “What the hell was I thinking!”…. I guess this is where Britney differs from the rest of the world.