Hi my name is Dorito and I’m an award winning Westminster Show Great Dane. I met this dude @ Petco and he swept me off my feet. He moves in w/ me w/ his kids, uncle & brother…I mean, like, I got a one room apartment/doghouse yall, right? Anyway, he offers me a hit of his vitamin pipe & a month later I look like THIS! And who is Whitney? Why he keep calling me WHITNEY? Crack is Wack Baby.. Please save me.
Danger Mouse
January 27th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Hi my name is Dorito and I’m an award winning Westminster Show Great Dane. I met this dude @ Petco and he swept me off my feet. He moves in w/ me w/ his kids, uncle & brother…I mean, like, I got a one room apartment/doghouse yall, right? Anyway, he offers me a hit of his vitamin pipe & a month later I look like THIS! And who is Whitney? Why he keep calling me WHITNEY? Crack is Wack Baby.. Please save me.