John Travolta flies to Turkey for a bath – Holy Moly

Sucks To Be Jessica Simpson – CelebWarship

Tina Fey’s Scar – Bitten & Bound

Simon Cowell Wants To Bang Britney Spears – Fatback Media

Geri Halliwell, lady in red – Ayyyy!

Britney Spears Looking For Husband #3? – Gabby Babble

David Spade Ignores His Love Child – CelebSlam

Kathy Griffin Might Need A Tan….. – Celebrity Smack

CSI’s Marg Helgenberger & Alan Rosenberg Split  –  Stupid Celebrity

Miley Moving To London To Study Photography? We Can Only Hope ;-) – Celebrity Fashion Watcher

Orlando & Miranda Are Not Engaged – Farandulista

Angelina Jolanky shopping all scrawny – D*ana’s Dirt

Beyonce @ New York Premiere of Cadillac Records –  I Need My Fix

Brandon Davis Crashes into Pink’s Car – Celebrity Smack

William Balfour Officially Charged In Hudson Family Murders – Hot Momma Gossip

Skank Alert! Jodie Marsh – Girls are Power

Is Madame Secretary Of State’s Résumé a Wee Bit Inflated? – Deceiver.com

Britney Spears Most Searched Person of 2008, Says Yahoo! – Anything Hollywood

What It’s Like Being George Clooney’s Girlfriend – Girls Talkin Smack

This weeks celebrity crotch shots, nip slips and mishaps -The Dirty Disher

Rosie O’Donnell Is Not Funny – Notorious News