Talk about The Dream Team – well this is it – IQ challenged Levi Johnston who sought out the Governor’s Daughter, got her pregnant, collected his payoff from the DNC, and has been on a publicity spree ever since. Jon Gosselin, dumb dork whose avaricious wife connived to turn her freak multiple birth into a reality TV goldmine, but he couldn’t keep his underused parts off of all manner of ‘other’ women and is just sooo concerned for his children and their happiness that it took a court order for him to stop stealing their money! Yes – this is the pair of men who could instigate the start of a woman’s movement all on their own. If all men were like these two goofs I’m afraid all women would be forced to turn gay… or at least stay celibate. Too bad Sarah’s daughter didn’t bother to get to know the father of her child before she got pregnant. Ah yes, young love indeed.
Anyway, what can Jon Gosselin or Levi Johnston have to offer America? Well Levi claims to have a big penis so I suppose that is worth something and Jon, well, yes, Jon has nothing! I suggest they start a rap group – ‘Men Without Class or Brains’ – if they can’t learn their lines they can away lip sync. Photo: Fame Pictures
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