The Blind Side Blind Sides New Moon

Sandra Bullock‘s intellectually empty tear-jerker has moved into first place at the USA box office over the weekend.   The story about a white family adopting a homeless black teen who makes it into the NFL – Bullock also adopts a cornpone southern accent resembling nothing you have ever heard a human being speak naturally.    It looks like Bullock was starved for the role and gives plenty of HGH so as to appear shapely – she is naturally plump but plump doesn’t work in Hollywood. A  t least the story is not about a homeless teen who becomes a womanizing cheating pro golfer… .