Marilyn Monroes’ Booby X-Ray Sells for $45k

Now here’s a great win at the auction!   This past week, Planet Hollywood Casino held an auction of Marilyn Monroe memorabilia.   But one of them stood out. A 1954 x-ray of the Marilyn Monroe’s chest and pelvis sold for $45,000.   Yes, I said $45,000.   I know what you’re thinking….what a bargain!

Are you frickin kidding me?

$45,000 for an X-Ray of Marilyn Monroe’s boobs and nether region?   Look, I’ve never met the guy who bought them.   I don’t know how rich he is.   But I do know one thing.   He’s a dumbass.   You can go online and download naked pictures of Marilyn Monroe for FREE!  

Of course, somewhere there’s an X-Ray tech who just thought to themselves…I knew I was saving this screenshot of Mariah Carey’s colonoscopy for some reason.