Kim Kardashian’s Birthday Cake Is Worth Over $1 Million

Kim Kardashian's Birthday Cake Is Worth Over $1 Million

As Kim Kardashian blows out the candles on her 800th birthday cake this week, just know that this heffer is probably going to be scarfing down more money than you’ll make in four years, just in one bite.

Reportedly, Kim will be celebrating her birthday AGAIN on Saturday and will be enjoying a hefty diamond-encrusted birthday cake to go along with it.

A jeweler in New York has teamed up with Nino Selimaj, to concoct the expensive treat. The cake will be presented to Kim at her 30th birthday party at Glo Nightclub in Westbury, New York.

A spokesperson for the club said, “The jeweler is going to encrust the cake with loose diamonds worth over a million dollars. Their goal is to break the record for the most expensive cake ever made which was $1.65 million dollars.”

Is it too much to ask for her to choke on a diamond? Or perhaps just go away entirely? We don’t condone violence, I was only curious.