Michael Douglas Has Three Months To Live?

Michael Douglas Has Three Months To Live?

Come on, National Enquirer, with a headline like that, you’re bound to get people riled up…just as I am now. I can’t believe that they’d run a story on Michael Douglas, already writing him off, saying that he has three months to live.

This man has went through extensive amounts of chemotherapy in an attempt to rid himself of the throat cancer of which he’s suffering. Of course he’s going to look frail, cancer treatment takes a lot out of you. Anyone who has known someone who has suffered from cancer can tell you that.

What got me so irate is that they show that awful picture of him, giving him a timeline of when he’s going to die. So, Enquirer, are you in the business of predicting the future now? Can you give me tomorrow night’s Lottery numbers?

Of his fight with cancer, Michael said, “It’s a fight. The treatment is brutal. It really knocks you out. But I’m going to beat this.”

Also what they failed to include was this lovely photo of Michael, smiling, as he walked his dog:

Michael Douglas Has Three Months To Live?

Take that, vultures!