As it’s Memorial Day here in the states, I should be out celebrating with my fellow veterans instead of stirring the pot of celebrity asswipes, yet here I am.
This week we throw three celeb douchenuggets on the grill, lather em in some Bullseye and sit back and drink while they roast.
1) Bret Michaels survives and it’s the greatest miracle on earth. Or not.
2) Tila Tequila joins Dr Drew and Celebrity Rehab because she loves to snort the sleeping pill, Ambien. Yes, I said snort and put away that razor blade and straw.
3) Jesse James finally talks and we wish he hadn’t. Can you say super bitch, boys and girls? I cheat because I’m abused. Riiiiiight.
Play if you can stomach it. Wait. Guzzle a beer really fast and THEN push play.
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