It must be nice to be a well known celebrity and just smile your way out of a nasty fine and a traffic ticket. Just ask Jessica Alba!
She used her feminine wiles to schmooze her way out of a speeding ticket as she was pulled over yesterday in Beverly Hills.
The LAPD is totally useless, instead of having her sign a ticket, they’re probably asking for her autograph. Ugh. All of these celebrities getting special treatment just kills me. If I were speeding in Beverly Hills, I’d be lucky to get out of there without an anal probe.
I’m not Jessica Alba, either, so I guess that would have a play in it. Jessica was on her way to a photo shoot when she was stopped and had to flirt her way out of trouble.
Being rich and famous really does pay off, doesn’t it? I’m going to have to try that one of these days…
Image credit to Fame Pictures
