Lindsay Lohan is gearing up to be sprung from the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital and sources have revealed that she may be getting out this week!
Are we taking bets on the death pool just yet, or is it too early to call it? If so, I’ve totally got August 26, 2010, it seems like an even enough date.
After being sentenced to 90 days in jail and a subsequent 90 days in rehab, it looks like she will be completely “rehabbed” in about four weeks total. Don’t you just love how the system works?
Our sources say Lindsay’s doctors have not written their final report, but they have already concluded her psychiatric problems are not nearly as severe as first thought. We’ve been told there were indications Lindsay was bipolar but that proved not to be the case.
In addition, the doctors do not believe the drug dependency issues are as severe as first thought. As we reported, Lindsay had big issues with Adderall, but the docs don’t think it requires much more inpatient care.
One obstacle — the judge must approve early release. We’re told once the doctors write their final report, Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, can go back into court and ask the judge to spring her client from her 90-day rehab sentence.
Beautiful. Then we can start hearing about how the whole experience is so awful and how she is such a changed person. I can hardly wait.
