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Okay women calm down ;-)  John Mayer graces the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine.  The singer who has been had a bunch of celebrity girlfriends like Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson talks about how he is not proud of the breakups in the issue.  John has been having a hard time of late because he made a couple of unfortunate jokes about sex and drugs during an acoustic gig at London’s Hard Rock Cafe.  Below is a glimpse of the interview:

What he wants in a life partner: “The Joshua Tree of vaginas.”

What he wants right now: “All I want to do now is fuck the girls I’ve already fucked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them.”

On his sexuality: “I’ve never slept with a man. But I get it. I’ve seen pictures of men on the Internet that are sexier than pictures of most women.”

On his constant rejection by women: “Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!”

On his strange relationship with the paparazzi: “I have not had a woman appear in my dreams sexually without a paparazzi in the dream, too. I can’t even have a wet dream without having to explain to someone who’s grinding on me, ‘We can’t do this right now, because there’s a guy over there taking pictures.’”

To read more about the interview in Rolling Stone HERE 

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