Snooki was offered a job with a porn company!
And no, it’s not what you’re thinking, either. Even though that’s the grossest thought I’ve had in a while. She was offered a three-year job to be the face of FleshDrive.
They provide customers with pre-loaded porn content on USB drives. They wanted Snooki to be the “face” of the company in a non-sexual role.
VP of Sales, Michael Gruosso said, “Our company image is that we pack a big punch in a little package. Who better to endorse our product than the woman who does exactly that? We know that Snooki makes a big impression wherever she goes, and that is why her tiny figure and incredible attitude will fit perfectly within the FleshDrive world. By merging Snooki with the FleshDrive, we know Snooki will make a great amount of money by doing very little.”
Oh, surprise there. She should be used to making a ton of cash for doing practically nothing.
