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As I am writing this, I keep pinching myself, saying, “Say something nice, say something nice!”
My parents always said, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything.”

Famewhore Tila Tequila has debuted an entirely different look from her usual trashy hooker-esque fashions. She actually looks human! Oh my goodness, I just made my parents proud and said something good about this streetwalker midget drug addict reality star!

Ha. Either way, she’s still the same turd wrapped up in a different looking package. Like a small ball of crap labeled as a Hershey’s Kiss. If it smells like crap and looks like crap, then it’s probably crap.

Just sayin’. Yes, I just compared human waste to Tila Tequila. I’m crafty like that.

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