Charlie’s Sheen’s Winning So Hard On First Ustream Webcast That He Is Losing

Charlie's Sheen's Winning So Hard On First Ustream Webcast That He Is Losing

A night with Charlie Sheen at the helm of an internet version of a town hall meeting was vintage Sheen – clever, snappy, quick, and showed that Charlie’s brain is firing on all cylinders.  But it was also sad – Charlie obviously feels he has something big to prove since being bounced like a bum out of CBS and his hit show ‘Two And A Half Men.’
 
Charlie hit us with expected lines such as:

‘Welcome to Sheen’s Korner u are either in my corner or your with the trolls.’
 
‘Tonight is a disorganized random experiment of sorts.’
 
‘A big shout out to my kids (name’s kids).   Daddy loves you If your watching tell mom to leave the room its on’
 
‘Winning, winning , winning’
 
‘Guess what we are doing all day every second we are winning.’   Shows a tattoo on his wrist that says winning.
 
And he had his expected gang of sychophants and enablers at his side:

The Rick
Jason
The Goddess
 
They chant winning a lot.

Charlie’s emphasis on the word ‘winning’ belies the fact the winning does not include getting your show canned and losing access to your children – exactly what has happened to Charlie as a direct consequence of his drug and alcohol abuse and constant ‘whoring around.’  If Charlie showed even a bit of remorse or admitted that his behaviour since at least December has been ridiculous and dangerous then a Hollywood clearly hooked on addictions, rehabs, and recoveries would have welcomed him back with open arms and wallets.  Instead he is trying desperately to show that he is RIGHT and WINNING and GREAT – oh well, doesn’t look like that from here – he is trying just a bit too hard.
 
The best and only way for Charlie to ‘win’ is for him to stop telling everyone all the time that he is winning, stay sober, get his children back, and return to what he does best which is act.  If Two And A Half Men is done then get with another network and show us, your devoted fans, what you can do and remind us of why we love you – it isn’t because you are winning.

Update:  Here’s another take on Charlie’s winning strategy!