Ashton Kutcher Does David Letterman’s Top Ten List (Video)

Ashton Kutcher Does David Letterman's Top Ten List (Video)

Ashton Kutcher was desperate enough to promote his new spot on Two And A Half Men that he appeared nude on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show yesterday, so why not pimp it out even further?

I guess with promoting a takeover spot on a show that’s already a hit, you’ve really got to pull out all of the stops. So, taking that into consideration, Ashton, along with co-stars Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, appeared on The Late Show With David Letterman — to read his famous top ten list.

It’s the “top ten reasons to watch the new season of ‘Two And A Half Men’:

Ashton: 10. If you had a hit show, I’d watch it
Angus: 9. Television is a great way to avoid interacting with your family
Jon: 8. I need to pay for a really big new house
Ashton: 7. If you don’t, I’ll make ‘Dude, Where’s My Car 2’
Angus: 6. The economy sucks; our show is free, what more do you need?
Jon: 5. This season, we’ll reveal who the mother is
Ashton: 4. We’re switching to metric, so it’ll be ‘4.023 Men’
Angus: 3. I’m thirty-five ***damn years old
Jon: 2. It’s like ‘The Odd Couple’, but we get to use the word ‘wiener’
Ashton: 1. Watch it, don’t watch it, I get paid either way

Check out the video:

Will you be watching the new season of the show? Are you curious about how they’re going to work Ashton in there? Or have all of the spoilers told you everything you need to know about what’s going to happen?

The new season of Two And A Half Men premieres on CBS on September 19, 2011 at 9PM EST.