Celeb Quotes of the Week

Celeb Quotes of the Week

Another week has come and gone here at Celeb Dirty Laundry and our favorite celebs said some pretty profound ridiculous things — some funny, some borderline serious (but nonetheless ridiculous), and some outrageous. As we begin a new week, we just can’t let you forget these golden words.

“Men come and go but there really is no relationship like the one you have with a dog — and then they don’t live as long as they should. You have to say goodbye way too soon. It’s just so sad. It makes me so sad. But their love is unconditional and I love that.”

Jen Aniston on how she, basically, wishes she could marry a dog instead of  a human.

“I’m sure he’s fine. Everybody said he’s fine.”

Selena Gomez not caring much after The Biebs, her boyfriend, got attacked

“No, probably not. I’m focusing on myself.”

Selena Gomez when asked if she’d like to work on a project with The Biebs

“Are you kidding? It was all for publicity.”

Crystal Harris‘s response to someone offering their sympathies for the wedding that fell through

“They’re both equally hairy.”

Jason Sudekis comparing his interactions with Zac Efron’s foot (see above picture) and Paul Hamm’s face

“He calms her down like only my boob can.”

Pink talking about her husband being able to console their daughter

“If my missus is there and she approves of the person, I get to bite boobs.”

-True Blood’s Stephen Moyer on the requests he gets from fans, and whether or not his wife, Anna Paquin, will allow him to oblige them

“I think she’s going to get through this because she is ridiculously talented.”

Wilmer Valderrama talking about LiLo

“I’m changing my name to Metta World Peace.”

Ron Artest on his name change

“I have to admit that I like my breast to be firm and pert. My mother always told me that the perfect breast fits into a champagne glass. I found that cool and was happy that my breasts stayed small.”

Cameron Diaz talking about her ideal breasts

“I am responsible, and I’m following the rules and obeying my judge and the Los Angeles judicial system. I’d like to do what I must to get my film career back and the respect of directors, actors, writers, studio heads, fans and so on.”

LiLo talking about, well, just being LiLo

Image Credit to: Dana Edelson/NBCU