Irate Charlie Sheen Told To Go To Rehab Or Die!

Irate Charlie Sheen Told To Go To Rehab Or Die!

Charlie Sheen was told by a very close advisor that he needs to go to rehab and detox for at least 90 days, otherwise he could be in danger of dying.  Apparently the overconfident PARTY HARDY CHARLIE – PHC for short, got really angry upon hearing this – as if he is superman and his recent emergency visit to hospital never occured.
 
“Charlie was told by a trusted adviser that he needed to go somewhere and detox for at least 90 days before he could even begin to deal with his addiction to drugs and porn,” a source said – adding “Charlie’s father Martin was present when Charlie was told this, and Martin encouraged his son to take the advice. Sadly though, Charlie shirked it off.”

PHC has been spending his days holed up at his Beverly Hills mansion, the source said. “Martin has been spending a lot of time with Charlie, but even he has all but given up hope that Charlie will go to rehab. Charlie was told that he needed to detox for at least 90 days because of his long term drug use. He was disgusted when he heard that and told the adviser that he just needed to get back to work man, and then everything will be fine.”

The source claimed that PHC was overheard saying: “I hope to be back at work by the end of February, at the latest.”   The source also stated that PHC got “extremely upset with the adviser after his father left, accusing him of siding with his dad. But, the adviser was unwavering in his position.”  The source also says that Charlie looks like he has “lost some weight, but nothing shocking.”

Well talk about shocking – Kacey Jordan, a porno star and one of PHC’s party girls, claims that his teeth have been replaced mainly with gold ones and that he wears an apparatus in public to disguise this.

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