JWoww Plans Surprise Attack On Kristen Stewart – With Tanning Spray

 JWoww Plans Surprise Attack On Kristen Stewart - With Tanning Spray

JWoww is the new face of a tanning lotion brand – a perfect fit for her – and who’s surprised?  Now she can GTL – gym-tan-laundry all day, every day. 
 
JWoww now thinks that she is much sexier when she has a good tan and this is her main selling point for the sun tan spray.  Always generous and willing to help those less fortunate, she has decided that the woman who needs her help most in probably the most popular young Hollywood star today!
 
 Given that she has an unlimited supply of bronzers, who in Hollywood would she most want to tackle with a bottle of spray tanner? 
 
“If I had to choose someone in Hollywood to tan, I would definitely pick Kristen Stewart from Twilight… I would love to hold her down and spray tan her and see what she looks like.”
 
The likelihood of Kirsten Stewart hooking up with JWoww is about the same as Rob Pattinson dating one of Charlie Sheen’s ‘Godesses.’

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