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Much like her music has tortured the rest of the planet, Katy Perry’s mother has revealed that she is traumatized by her daughter’s boobs!

Her evangelistic mother is writing a book talking about the nightmare, saying, “No mother wants to see the top of her daughter’s boobs.”

Mary Perry Hudson is shopping around a proposal for a book deal on Katy’s “foul-mouthed fiance” and her crazy outfits and how all of that has affected her Christian beliefs.

Page Six has the scoop:

In the full proposal obtained by Page Six, she describes her horror at Katy’s outfits: Backstage at a concert, “Katy stepped out from behind the changing doors in a tiny risqué costume. No mother wants to see the top of her daughter’s boobs . . . My first instinct was to order her back behind those doors and demand she put something else on . . . However, I had no problem letting my eyebrows say what I wouldn’t allow my mouth to utter.”

Mary also writes that she hopes Katy is destined to be a worship leader — “a Kathryn Kuhlman type of healer . . .

“I recognized the psalmist gift in her performance. Yet she sang out, ‘I kissed a girl, and I liked it,’ while thousands joined her. One part of my heart soared . . . the other part broke for the thousands of hungry souls being fed something that didn’t nourish their spirit, but fed their flesh.”

Mary compares her mother-daughter relationship to the conflicts between Billy Ray Cyrus and Miley Cyrus, and Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie, “whose children have risen to fame and live contrary to their parents’ beliefs.”

Mary also frets, “Oh, dear God, how can I save her from all this? The money, the fame, the network, the people surrounding her, how can I compete?”

Yeah, like we could totally see Katy as a minister. A minister of crappy music and boob revealing outfits, maybe.

Photo Credit: Manuil Yamalyan/WENN.com

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