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If you think that Kris Humphries is stupid for asking reality famewhore Kim Kardashian to marry him, then you haven’t seen anything yet. Case in point: This dufus spent two million dollars on the ring in the photo above. And the ring is monstrous! It’s 20.5 carats! Holy crap, dude!

It’s no wonder she couldn’t say no. If they breakup, she could sell that beast and buy a house with the proceeds!

Of the ginormous rock, Kim said, “In high school I went to Macy’s and bought this fake ring, my ‘perfect’ ring, and this is almost the exact same.”

The ring was designed by Kris along with Lorraine Schwartz and features a 16.5-carat emerald cut center stone, which is flaned by a pair of two-carat trapezoids.

Given that everything else in her life is fake, I was hoping that the ring was a $20 CZ! Just kidding. (No I’m not.)

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