I know how much you pervs love looking at topless photos, but unfortunately today we don’t have the money shot. Fear not, though — once we do, we’ll be the first to bring you Natalie Portman’s boobs, uncensored.
Here she’s posing in her new ad for Miss Dior Cherie perfume and she’s covering up her goodies. Natalie must hate the male population of her fans.
What do you think? At least the ad is classy and pretty, right?