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Apparently, Pippa Middleton, Kate Middleton’s sister, was praised and ogled over during her sister’s wedding for her spectacular rear-end (aka her butt). Unfortunately, her spectacular little tush wasn’t fantastic or amazing enough to take home England’s Rear of the Year Award. Yes, this is a real award. Yes, the U.S. needs an award like this. Yes, CDL will get to work on creating one immediately.

Poor little Pippa (which is sort of an awkward name for borderline royalty) and her rear lost the award to 50-year-old Carol Voldemort Vorderman. Don’t worry if you don’t know who that is, I didn’t know either. Carol and her award-worthy caboose make up a fairly famous television personality across the pond.

Tony Edward’s, the organizer for this year’s award, said this about Carol:

“The bottom[Brits are so punny] line, if you want to use that expression, is that if you Google Carol Vorderman’s bottom and stand back, there is a mass of websites dedicated to her rear assets.”

Examine the above picture closely, carefully — with the utmost scrutiny. As you can see, they differ in size, shape, and one can only assume, in personality as well. I’m going to resist my urge to create a poll for you all, so tell us who you think really deserved the award in the comments section below.

Image Credit to: WENN.com (modified by CDL)

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