Snooki appeared on Ellen DeGeneres’ show to talk about how much a trash bucket she really is. Speaking of trash buckets, apparently she likes to black out in them. After getting her GTL on, of course.
I don’t know how many times I went out drinking with my favorite guidos, fist pumping until the early hours of the morning and decided that a garbage can would be the perfect place to setup camp. Geez, even homeless people are smarter than that.
She said of her boozing, “I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don’t. So you’re like, ‘What did I do? Why did I wake up in a garbage can?’”
I can answer that for her. It’s because she’s a mindless midget that’s too dumb to know any better. If she’s that stupid, then maybe she shouldn’t be allowed to consume alcoholic beverages — ever.
Then, she stated the obvious, saying, “I don’t want to be a role model.”
Thank God for that! It’d be a shame that one would ever consider her a role model. Any parent who would cave in to such an idea needs to have their heads examined and their kids taken away by CPS.
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