A month ago, a Twitpic went viral on the internet. Kanye West allegedly sent a picture of Kim Kardashian sitting on a bed, provocatively munching down on breakfast with her butt crack and right boob visible, naked as France.
Lonely fat men wept in their cubicles and Kardashian fans stormed her naysayers with Jimmy Choos and the wrath of God. Then, as conservatives built crying rooms in their basements, the breaking news alert came through – it was not a picture of Kim Kardashian’s derriere, but the behind of porn star Amia Miley.
Amia was voted the 44th hottest porn star in the world and her film titles are more graphic than a Russian nun at an annual armpit shave-a-thon, so we’re not going to post any boobtastic links here.
Amia wasn’t content with the 15 megabytes of fame she received with the nude pic, so she made a parody video of Kim and Kanye. Now we have a new sex tape. Kim and Kanye make their porno debut – together that is – Kim has already cracked that market with Ray J. In the video, which can only be described as viral porn, Amia is dressed in a white towel and asks her “Momager” over the phone how to get more media exposure “because she hasn’t had any in two hours.”
Amia’s boyfriend, Jersey Shore’s Jonny “The Unit” Manfre, plays Kanye West in the video which they titled, “A True Reenactment – Probably”.
The video will not be winning any Oscars soon, but Amia could quite easily portray Kim in a Lifetime biography film one day as she looks almost exactly like the Kardashian tribe leader, fake eyelashes and all.
We wouldn’t want to spoil the fun for you, so watch the video below and see for yourself.
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