Does Angelina Jolie look 37 to you? I think she does. She’s one of those people who doesn’t look younger and doesn’t look older either. She looks her age and that should be a good thing, right?
Wrong. Apparently Angelina is considering shelling out $50K in plastic surgery before her wedding to Brad Pitt because she can’t stand the sight of her aging self.
“Angelina believes she looks old and she’s tired of it,” an insider told the National Enquirer. “She’s freaking out over the frown lines on her forehead, her jowls and a few pockets of fat that she’s spotted on her tummy, butt and thighs. But this isn’t really about weight. Angie’s main worry is that her body is starting to sag, which she absolutely hates. She can’t live with the idea of walking down the aisle with wrinkles and lumps, so she’s determined to get all the treatments she needs before the big day. She’s consulted cosmetic surgeons in Europe about various touch-ups and high-end laser treatments. She’s also looked into getting liposuction on her butt and thighs as well as having fat sucked out of her belly – because believe it or not, even Angelina has developed middle-age spread!”
I’m really surprised the Enquirer didn’t throw Jennifer Aniston into the story. Angelina Jolie’s desperate to look younger than Jennifer at her wedding! That’s always sure to bring in more viewers. But do you buy it? Most of me says hells no but there’s always that little bit that believes the crazy Angelina stories because she’s such an enigma. One second she’s suckling refugee babies in Uzbekistan and the next she’s throwing her emaciated leg out at the Oscars. She’s an odd bird. And it’s not like she hasn’t gone under the knife before. I’m beginning to realize they all do it and I’m sure Angie is no exception. But, really, if she’s feeling a little blue about Father Time I could easily help her save some of that money. All she needs to do is eat a couple hamburgers. Skinny people always look older. It’s a fact. Eat and be merry biotch! People with lovely round faces always appear younger. It’s one of the perks of life and I’ll take it!
So, is Angelina Jolie overdosing on going under the knife for her wedding? That’s an awful lot of plastic surgery. Angelina Jolie could use a few more Happy Meals and that’s about it.
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