Well I know what I’m going to be reading in February 2013. Oh, come on, admit it! You’re interested too. The crap that comes out of this chick’s mouth is pure gold and now it’s in book form.
Simon & Schuster has finally released the cover of Brandi Glanville’s new book, Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders. Thank God she changed it! You remember what her first title was? I think it was something like It’s Divorce Not Cancer. It’s never a good idea to have cancer in a title if no one in the book is fighting/dying/or recovering from it. But that’s just me.
What do you think of the photo? It kind of reminds me of Chelsea Handler’s Are You There Vodka, It’s Me Chelsea but that’s understandable since I think Simon & Schuster did that book as well.
But I wonder what the book’s about now. I thought the whole premise of her original idea was to discuss Eddie Cibrian’s cheating with LeAnn Rimes and the ensuing divorce. That better still be the case because I need me my LeAnn anorexic/bulimic/pill popper/depressive/laxative junkie/country c-nt/angel fish stories. Without them, Brandi’s just another burned first wife in Hollywood – hardly book worthy….
And will she bring up her Real Housewives co-stars? Oh please Lord, let her. There’s got to be a reason the Adrienne Maloof drama is happening now. Why cause all that trouble if it doesn’t benefit your book in some way? Brandi needs this book to do well. It could be a major money maker for her and, perhaps, the start of a new career. She has to bring it because 1) we now expect it and 2) needs to stay true to her “I tell it like it is” story line. If she goes soft now everything she’s created over the past year might just backfire in her pretty little reconstructed face and I, oddly enough, like Brandi too much to want that to happen!
Do you think the Brandi Glanville book will be a New York Times Bestseller? If Teresa Giudice can do it, anyone can, right?