Camilla Parker-Bowles Hates Kate Middleton For Being Pregnant

Camilla Parker-Bowles Hates Kate Middleton For Being Pregnant

Kate Middleton is suffering from acute morning sickness, the UK is up in arms about Jacintha Saldanha – the nurse who committed suicide after patching through a prank phone call to Kate’s room, and Camilla Parker-Bowles, The Duchess of Cornwall, is chilling at a dog charity… Wait, what? Dude, are you serious right now? Out of all the things you could have chosen, you choose dog charities while the Royal family is under siege from sickness and madness? We’re all for charity; in fact, we’re all for animal charities, but charity begins at home, Camilla, not at the local Best In Show!

If you’ve been out of the loop for a while, let’s fill you in. The Duchess of Cambridge was admitted to hospital with an acute form of morning sickness. This, in turn, forced Kate to come out of the proverbial baby closet and admit to the world that she is expecting. She was released late last week, but on Friday, one of the nurses who worked at the King Edward VII Hospital in London, committed suicide after a duo of Australian DJ’s phoned up the hospital and pretended to be the Queen of England. Saldanha patched them through to Kate’s hospital room, where they spoke to the nurse in charge who not only revealed Kate’s medical condition, in detail, but who also revealed this medical condition to the entire world. Saldanha’s death prompted an international uproar and both of the DJ’s have since been fired from their jobs, although they profusely apologized for their “harmless” phone call.

Kate, on the other hand, is still as sick as a dog and puking tiny countries every day while Prince William sits by her bedside and cares for her. Camilla, completely oblivious to the fact that Kate might miscarry and that a nurse committed suicide, is going on her merry way like one of those mop-head horses in a scary twin’s bedroom. It’s disgustingly obvious that Camilla has complete disdain for Kate’s pregnancy, and that she would rather chill with cute puppies in the rain.

A leopard never changes its spots, now does it? Good luck with Karma, Camilla! We hear she’s a bitch this time of year.

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  • msrita

    Next time Camilla submit yourself for best of show since you look like a dog.

    • ALIZA MASOOD

      i hate camilla !

      NO ! I DESPISE AND LOATHE HER.
      RUINED ONE MARRIGE AND PLOTTING TO RUIN THE NEXT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      GOSH!
      PRINCESS DI WE MISS YOU!

      • http://www.facebook.com/victoria.mcguire.31 Victoria McGuire

        WE DON’T NEED PRINCESS DI, SHE WOULD BE SMILING DOWN FROM HEAVEN ON HER SON AND HIS BEAUTIFUL, CLASSY BRIDE, THE FUTURE KING AND QUEEN OF ENGLAND, JUST AS SOON AS THEIR BABIES ARE BORN. CAN’T BE SOON ENOUGH.

  • Sister Mary

    Camilla hates Kate for being pregnant ? And the rest of the world just find her intolerable. What is it with her and the beautiful women that the men in the Royal family tends to gravitate to? Kate is not only beautiful, educated, kind and accomplished, she is globally loved and will always be. We should all get very used to it!

    • http://www.facebook.com/victoria.mcguire.31 Victoria McGuire

      HER HUSBAND SHOULD DIVORCE CAMILLA AND THE QUEEN SHOULD BAN HER FROM THE UK, NO SETTLEMENT, NO PENSION, NO TITLE. SHE IS AS BAD AS KRIS KRATASHIAN

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