Charlie Sheen Wants to Have Sex With Denise Richards!

Yes, you read that right! Charlie Sheen wants to insert his wild willy inside the vadge of Denise Richards. Too graphic? Well, it’s true. Charlie has slept with Denise probably many times before and he would love to do it again. No he doesn’t want to impregnate her necessarily but in a recent interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Sheen said he’d love to get between the sheets with his ex one more time (or as many as she’d let him).

And even though he frolicked with Richards even giving her two of his own spawn, he isn’t so sure that Denise would be willing to hit the bed with him. And oh, throw in the fact that she IS back together smooching face with Richie Sambora.

But it doesn’t mean he can’t look. He told the mag, “She still looks f-cking great. Do I want to? Yeah! Does she? Don’t know.” Besides, they “are like best friends now. Confidants. He tells me everything.”

As for what happens when the two take their family on vacation together, Sheen also wants us to know that they “sleep in separate rooms. Everybody’s going to want to know that, too.” Thanks for making that clear, Mr. Sheen.

In the June 21 issue of the magazine (and in promotion of his new show FX’s Anger Management), Sheen gives a no-holds barred interview and also reveals another interesting tidbit of info. Are you ready? Welp, he’s no longer sober. Yep.
He adds, “I don’t see what’s wrong with a few drinks.”

Sheen also has a fetish I never would have thought him to have…a foot fetish. He explains that he would NEVER date a girl with fugly feet. “I’ve not dated girls because of their feet, just the length of certain toes and the shape of where things should be and they’re not. Hammertoes are bad. And the second toe being too long? That’s bad, too.”

I have the ugliest feet in the world, but I bet (if I was single) I could get him to see past hammer time.

You can check out the full interview here.