Paula Deen is an award winning cook. She has single-handedly made obese children salivate at their television screens, because it’s ‘okay to eat cheesecake for breakfast.’ Her recipes contain a high amount of sugar, fat and salt. Paula was diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes in 2009, a disease for which a high calorie diet is a risk factor.
Well, now it seems that Paula Deen’s diabetes might cause her to be a bit sexually frustrated, because new research shows that women who receive insulin treatment – Paula is the spokesperson for Novo Nordisk Insulin – suffer from sexual dysfunction. A study done at the University of San Francisco has reported that out of the 139 participants in a trial, 80% struggled to receive orgasm during sex and cited lubrication issues. Pop that pen into your stomachs women, because it’s better to be healthy than to have sex!
The participants suffered from low sexual satisfaction, but the sexual desire rate remained the same across the board.
Deen’s spokesperson job at Novo Nordisk has created a storm of controversy. She has been labeled as a hypocrite, because she is continuing to promote her high sugar diet, but only discloses her medical condition when it benefits her in representing the drug company. Perhaps Deen should stop trying to kill an entire generation of kids and rather focus on promoting diabetes awareness?
We doubt Deen would be able to perform well in the bedroom, but not because of the reasons you think. We bet you she likes eating heaps of sugar before the deed, because stuffing your face with cheesecake makes up for the sexual dysfunction doesn’t it Paula?
Now let’s go stab our grandma in the stomach with that insulin shot, because at least we ensure her sugar intake is as little as possible. We sometimes find her in her room munching down on a Toblerone, smiling with a chocolate faced grin.
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