GLOBE: Kate Middleton Snaps Over Michelle Obama’s Cruel Insult! (Photo)

GLOBE: Kate Middleton Snaps Over Michelle Obama’s Cruel Insult! (Photo)

GLOBE is reporting a world exclusive on a potential international incident on the cover of the August 20th issue.  It appears that Kate Middleton has reacted strongly to a supposed insult from America’s first lady, Michelle Obama!  The caption under the picture of Kate and Michelle growling at each other mentions that the first lady ‘humiliates Prince William’s wife at the palace.’  The Duchess of Cambridge just can’t catch a break – if Kate isn’t being beaten up by Prince Charles’ crazy wife, Camilla Parker-Bowles, she’s getting slammed by Michelle Obama.

What do you suppose Michelle could have said to humiliate Duchess Kate?   We’ll need to read the print edition of GLOBE (August 20th) to learn all the details. Do you think it had to do with Kate being put in her place by the enactment of Queen Elizabeth II’s new ‘curtsy rules?’ The senior royals are royally pissed off at all the attention and popularity Kate enjoys.  To make matters even worse, the insufferable snobs were driven over the top by Kate’s privileged position next to the Queen during the Diamond Jubilee.  So Williams’ envious cousins petitioned the Queen to remind Kate of her inferior place and commoner origins.  So now, whenever Prince William is not around Kate has to bow and scrape before Will’s ugly and obnoxious cousins, the ‘blood’ princes and princesses.

GLOBE also treats us to some Elvis Presley news.  What if Elvis had lived?  What if the King had survived to deal with his drug addiction?  GLOBE analyzes how the great man would have beaten his demons and gone on to further greatness.  GLOBE also tell us, based on their inside information, whom Elvis would have married.

Rosie O’Donnell makes the GLOBE cover as well.  It seems the cancer drama plaguing her lovely fiancée Michelle Rounds, is sinking their marriage plans.  Learn all about this romantic tragedy in the GLOBE print edition, August 20th.

We also learn that a dying Bill Clinton is turning to Buddhism in a desperate fight to ease his pain.  Can the former President find both peace of mind and pain relief with the same remedy?

This week’s GLOBE will be an eye opener.  I can’t wait to learn what went on between Michelle Obama and Kate Middleton.  Why would Michelle risk any bad press during an election year?  Kate is wildly popular in the USA and picking a fight with her puts one in a strictly no-win situation.   I trust GLOBE to discover and expose the facts even when doing so risks stepping on some powerful toes.  That is why I never miss GLOBEGLOBE gives us the uncensored truth that lets us see through all the hype.

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  • IngeC

    Michelle is like a bull in a china shop; no manners and no knowledge of protocol.

    • Superabound

       Yeah, i still remember that one Globe article that exposed Michelle Obama for telling Bigfoot to “go get a haircut”, and another where she called Bat Boy a “second rate Dracula wannabe”.

      Are you a joke?

    • Superabound

       Yeah, i still remember that one Globe article that exposed Michelle Obama for telling Bigfoot to “go get a haircut”, and another where she called Bat Boy a “second rate Dracula wannabe”.

      Are you a joke?

  • Sheri

    The curtsy rules were changed when Camilla joined the family and were initiated by Princess Anne years ago.
    So sad you Americans can’t get your stories straight -really doubt that Michelle Obama said anything out of place.
    No need to continually talk about the monarchy – the USA gave them up years ago.  Such a silly, economically poor country with no real knowledge of the outside world…eg..I heard 2 americans call Paris and London countries baa, ha,ha,ha

    • Liv1113

      Well, I think it’s a bit, mean to insult people about there mistakes
      I bet u made many mistakes, not just “dumb Americans”

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  • http://www.facebook.com/marissa.pallone Marissa Pallone

    so Sheri, you’re going to base your opinions of Americans in general off of a one time “experience” hearing two idiots refer to Paris and London as countries? Sounds a bit…extreme.

  • http://www.facebook.com/marissa.pallone Marissa Pallone

    so Sheri, you’re going to base your opinions of Americans in general off of a one time “experience” hearing two idiots refer to Paris and London as countries? Sounds a bit…extreme.

  • Justguess

    You sound gleeful that people are fighting don’t you. Maybe, Michelle could be thinking that others should cutsy to her? Mind reader, what do you think. Foreign diplomacy is not governed by protocol? So is respecting culture wrong? Haha. A cat fight coming. How nice

  • http://www.facebook.com/kathleen.austin.7 Kathleen Austin

    You can’t buy class.  You either have it or you don’t and Michelle Obama does not have it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/victoria.mcguire.31 Victoria McGuire

    MARLIO, THE STATEMENT WAS MADE DURING THE OLYMPICS. IT WILL BE IN THE GLOBE MAGAZINE COMING OUT AUG 20TH

  • http://twitter.com/RichLehmann Rich Lehmann

    It says you can read about the remark in the print edition available aug 20. Strange that someone who cant seem to read at a 6 grade level would be in such a hurry to correct others.

  • jenna

    People are welcome to their own opinions. However do us all a favor , from us Americans to you over in Britain. As far as manners go you British are extremely rude, not all . Get over yourself you lost the war , your Pomp and circumstance are the only thing you have going on. 2, You can thank us Americans/yanks for saving your bums or you would be speaking German now instead of English. It’s a Damn shame , My Great Uncles , Grandfather spilled their blood protecting you. Show some Damn respect. Get off your high horse, or you Jack arse whatever it maybe. 3rd saying all Americans are morons is like saying all British men are gay , boring and complacent. British woman are boring, I’ll mannered and just plain , plain and ugly. (AS THE SAYING GOES HERE!!!! ) LOL