The November 5th, 2012 issue of OK! Magazine features the cover story, “Kim’s Surprise Wedding!” Now back right up, what, a wedding? Note to OK!: Kim is still married to her hubby of 72 days, Kris Humphries. So I guess Kim Kardashian is now a bigamist, or she is – if we are to believe this story on the OK! Cover.
But wait, the cover is misleading, she is not married, nor has there been a secret wedding, once you open the magazine up your find out Kim is planning the wedding. I am so disappointed, I was looking forward to seeing Kim taken away in cuffs and sitting in the patty wagon. ah well, maybe next time.
Meanwhile the Queen of slutty fashion, Kim, is reportedly planning for her big walk down the aisle with the King of crass, Kanye West. “Kim is thinking of using David Tutera, who has [worked with] everyone from Jennifer Lopez to Jewel to Barbara Walters as her wedding planner. Kim’s all-time favourite singer is Celine Dion, and she has had her people reach out to her for a price; usually a private performance runs well over $6 million.”
Hold the phone, didn’t Kimmie say after her lavish wedding to Kris Humphries the next time round she would have a small intimate wedding on an island? She said: “It had always been my dream to have a big wedding, and when people said I’d made it over the top for the show, that was just me: I am over the top. But the next time, I want to do it on an island with just my friends and family and that’s it.”
If OK! is to be believed Kimmie has changed her mind. No surprise there, just think of all the freebies she could score. The magazine not one to stop there, also claims that Kim and Kanye are trying for a little Karadashian/West. Just think something else they can profit from.
If you are bored and have nothing else to do, and must find out about the big wedding of Kim and Kanye see a therapist head out to buy your copy of OK! on stands now!
