Jennifer Aniston: Angelina Jolie’s “A Horny Bitch!”

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Jennifer Aniston couldn’t help ripping on “not cool” Angelina Jolie recently when she saw pics of her ex-husband’s current fiance in full costume for her new movie Maleficent. Sometimes it’s too hard to be the bigger person and when Angelina Jolie is literally wearing horns… well, then you thank the Gods for the easy joke and you take another sip of your red wine and you make it!

The National Enquirer, print edition, (via Celebitchy) explains:

Chit-chatting with a coterie of girly-pals on the Beverly Hills circuit, Jennifer Aniston triggered hysterical giggles when she gored Angelina Jolie over that scary-looking set of horns she’s sporting for the horror flick ‘Maleficent,’ sniping: “Those horns suit her perfectly… she’s always been a horny bitch!” Jen went on to call Jolie a “she-devil.”

Would you have made the joke? Of course you would have! It was too obvious! Does Jen even care if anyone hears her slur it while she’s enjoying her wine and friends? Probably not. And I’m not saying Jen is still pining for Brad Pitt. She actually seems pretty happy with Justin Theroux. They’ve been romping all over Europe together, showing off their six packs while she was wearing something that looked suspiciously like an engagement ring. Also, Jen’s hooking up with Courtney Cox again, so things are good.

But do you ever quite get over your husband leaving you for another woman? I’m sure you get over it but you never really get over it. It stings. You should be able to rip the other woman apart for the rest of your life without thinking twice. Is that healthy? Probably not. But how often does Angelina actually, physically wear horns? I can’t blame Jen for going there, can you?

Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures



  • Kola

    jen has had a few men in her life time so i guess one horny bitch reconize another. get a life jen and your friends brad don’t want you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gunny-King/100002472598395 Gunny King

    I guess if I was in high school I might make that remark, but Jen is in her 40’s.  I will give her the benefit of doubt and say it didn’t happen.  I think she’s more mature than that.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/QIGLLBGE7LAZJMOA5XV7763H2A Molly Marino

       Since Angelina is the MOTHER of 6 kids & Jen is still a dog OWNER… it rather inappropriate..  Will Jen ever have children or is she incapable of taking care of anyone but herself?

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/QIGLLBGE7LAZJMOA5XV7763H2A Molly Marino

       Since Angelina is the MOTHER of 6 kids & Jen is still a dog OWNER… it rather inappropriate..  Will Jen ever have children or is she incapable of taking care of anyone but herself?

  • Guest

    NOBODY LIKES MANLY ANISTON. SHE IS PATHETIC.

  • Guest

    NOBODY LIKES MANLY ANISTON. SHE IS PATHETIC.

  • Sigh

    Sigh.  Jeanne Adams, the thing is the ‘affair’ was media created and contrived.  Its pretty well been proven there was no affair, so Brad didn’t “leave her for another woman” and therefore she has no right to hate Angelina or want to rip her apart. ‘thumbed down’ the article because you are yet another tabloid lover perpetuating this myth, this HOAX, of an ‘affair’.
    Aniston is not one to talk considering she has had more men in the 8 years since Brad than Angelina has had in her entire lifetime. Aniston is the town pump and is the horny bitch and shedevil. She is the sleazy, manipulative, spiteful and vindictive evil bitch.

    I wonder what HEIDI BIVENS, the only victim of homewrecking here says about Aniston? More choice words than shedevil and horny bitch, I bet. Probably sleazy homewrecking trashy slut, for a start…..

  • Sigh

    Sigh. Jeanne Adams, the thing is the ‘affair’ was media created and contrived. Its pretty well been proven there was no affair, so Brad didn’t “leave her for another woman” and therefore she has no right to hate Angelina or want to rip her apart. ‘thumbed down’ the article because you are yet another tabloid lover perpetuating this myth, this HOAX, of an ‘affair’.
    Aniston is not one to talk considering she has had more men in the 8 years since Brad than Angelina has had in her entire lifetime. Aniston is the horny bitch and shedevil. She is the manipulative, spiteful and vindictive evil bitch.

    I wonder what HEIDI BIVENS, the only victim of homewrecking here says about Aniston? More choice words than shedevil and horny bitch, I bet. Probably manipulative homewrecker, for a start….