Johnny Depp Is Too Good For Vanessa Paradis

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis

Hey Kittykats – Look here I am getting really tired of the talk about Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis – Vanessa just doesn’t deserve him!  Firstly who does not love Johnny Depp, I have had a crush on him since 21 Jump Street, love him, sexy.  (I’m distracted let me focus, sorry). Ok, he and Vanessa live in France, Ok nice, happy life 2 kids beautiful.  Now the problem comes in that he makes movies that are widely successful worldwide and very profitable.  Johnny Depp has his own ticket to ride.  I mean it’s like Vanessa gives him a Hangover!

Now let’s take a look at Vanessa, a couple of movies European wide, if they hit in the US we don’t know about it, where is it, (OK nobody noticed), do you see my point.  Now if your man is that public and popular pick your kids up and go where he goes, (because it’s not like your career is on fire, realistically speaking).  No she doesn’t and chooses to stay home with the kids who are way older and can travel, get a tutor.  Does everyone see the point that I’m making here.  (I know you do).  Because I would say,“hold on honey you’re going to Alaska, kids get your snow coats out, we’ll be right there”, see what I’m saying.  I’ve got a hottie potatie and he’s going away for a while, I’m going, or at least make frequent visits.

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Johnny knows where he came from, he is always polite, friendly, humble and stops to talk, and (even if he won’t give you the answer you asked for, never rude).  Vanessa, now she is a little bit chilly, but polite, (European way), (hate that, say what you mean, even if it comes out bad).  You know what, maybe they just out grew each other.  He is big and getting bigger and she is …….I don’t know, because we don’t know her.

Ok Chickadoodles decide for yourselves.