The future heir to the throne – Kate Middleton’s unborn child – has already caused more controversy than the entire Royal family’s scandals combined. There was the sudden and tragic suicide of Jacintha Saldanha – a nurse who worked at the hospital Kate was admitted to after her acute morning sickness; the relentless rumours of twins in the oven; and the controversial naming of the baby – Kate and Prince William plan to name the child after William’s late mother, Princess Diana. According to GLOBE Magazine’s latest issue, Kate’s baby naming plans are not to honour William’s mother as initially reported, but it is to exact revenge on the wicked Camilla Parker-Bowles.
During Prince Charles and Diana’s marriage, Camilla was always the third wheel on the vehicle of their relationship. Charles’ indiscretions and backyard canoodling with Camilla caused the entire monarchy to rip apart at the very core. Diana’s death in 1997 brought the world to a standstill and Charles’ reputation was damaged beyond repair. He was seen as the adulterer, the man who cheated on the Princess of Hearts, the man who destroyed Diana’s life, and the man who corrupted the very nature of his family name. However, several years passed and Charles was able to re-establish himself as an iconic figure and personality when he married his one and only love in the noughties. They have since managed to keep their reputations intact and stay away from the scandals that once rocked the monarchy.
Unfortunately for Camilla, Karma always comes back three-fold. And in this case, Kate Middleton’s new moniker is Karma Deluxe. Globe magazine’s exclusive palace sources have revealed that Kate and William are dead set on naming the child Diana. So, until the day of Camilla’s death, she will always be reminded of the woman who “stole her man”, the woman who was loved by billions, the woman who died a hero, and the woman who will forever live on in memory as one of the most important figures of our time.
They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but Kate froze this dish in a cryogenics lab and will deliver the platter of vengeful treats within seven months, with or without the approval of Camilla and the rest of the royal dimwits.
In the end, poetic justice won again.
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