Kate Middleton and Prince William aren’t in the public eye as much anymore as in recent months. She is, after all, as sick as a dog with the baby and whatnot. While the rumours of her illness died down and Kate seemed as chipper as ever over the past few weeks, recent reports tell a different story. The Royal Family attended church at Sandringham last week, but the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were nowhere to be found. It’s not easy to go missing when you’re one of the most adored couples on the planet, so place your milk cartons aside, because we think Kate is sick again.
The couple attended the Queen’s Norfolk estate earlier this week, but according to reports and little people hiding in the bushes, they left before the church service began. Only the Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh, and the Earl and Countess of Wessex attended the church service at St. Mary Magdalene Church. The 200-member crowd hissed like a tribe of cats when Kate and William were nowhere to be seen. Seriously, who would brave the cold UK weather to see an old lady and her group of misfits? It’s all Kate up in that joint, and people were pissed because of her absence.
The Queen was dressed in her usual elegance and was driven to the church in a Bentley. She was suffering from a cold for the past week, and just recovered in time to sing hymns and look cool. The Duke of Edinburgh, on the other hand, walked to the church on foot, although he missed last year’s service due to a heart problem. (They’re like Highlander people – or worse, Death Becomes Her)
There’s no news on whether Kate’s acute morning sickness is to blame for her absence, but we know vomit when we see vomit, and this wasn’t green goo. We feel sorry for the poor lass – it can’t be easy feeling like death warmed up when you bump into Camilla Parker-Bowles in the bathroom.
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