Kate Middleton Topless Photos Released – Shocking Scandal Erupts (Photo)

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On the bright side, no one is going to be looking at Kate Middleton’s baby bump. Reportedly, Closer magazine will publish pictures of Kate topless tomorrow morning. Ooooohhhh, Prince William is going to be p-ssed!

It turns out the pics were snapped while Kate and William were on their latest vacation at Chateau D’Autet in Provence. It’s owned by a nephew of the Queen and the royal couple took a timeout there before embarking on their Pacific tour. Kate and William obviously had no idea they were being spied on and were papped sunbathing on the balcony and swimming in the pool. Harmless enough, right? The only problem was Kate wasn’t wearing her top!

Oh, Prince Harry! I thought I’d miss you! Closer’s headline reads: “The Duchess of Cambridge topless on the terrace!” I love good alliteration! According to The Mirror, Closer editor Laurence Pieau bragged, “We have to say that after Closer magazine comes out, Harry is going to feel a lot less alone.”

Poor Kate! She was just catching her stride in this whole royal thing! Do you remember how upset she and Wills were when their honeymoon pics were plastered all over that Australian magazine? And she can’t hide away in Balmoral like Harry! She’s got 6 more days of royal engagements to sit through! She’s going to feel so self-conscious. She was a giant in Singapore. Every person she talked to only came up to her chest. Now for the rest of the time she’s going to be wondering why everyone’s staring straight ahead!

Kate Middleton’s boobs are actually in good company though. Princess Diana was also papped toplessJackie Kennedy Onassis too. It didn’t hurt them. Diana actually likened the experience to rape which is unfortunate. But seriously! Come on Cambridges! In today’s world you can’t go around sunbathing with your nips hanging out – especially when you’re one half of the most famous couple in the world!

Well, be calm and carry on, right? There’s nothing she can do about it. I’m sure she’ll be embarrassed but if she has nice t-ts then she can still hold her head high. Hopefully the pics put the damned baby rumors to rest. Was it an orchestrated photo shoot!?

Seriously though, I thought I’d see Pippa Middleton’s boobs before Kate’s. Little sister is definitely breathing a sigh of relief today!

How shocked are you by the news? Sure we all feel sorry for her, but how silly are the Cambridges for thinking they had that kind of privacy – especially with what they just went through with the honeymoon leak?

Kate Middleton is Caught by the Paparazzi Sunbathing Topless!

Photo Credit: Closer magazine



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  • janisegrubber1900

    SO WHERE IS THE PHOTO STUPIDS ?

  • Joe

    They’re just tits. What’s the big deal. Maybe the lesson to be learned for this young girl is that, once you become world famous, leave your tits covered in public…the paparazzi are hiding everywhere.

  • http://www.facebook.com/otis.ross1 Otis Ross

    why would a woman want to go out topless with todays technology is beyond me then when photos show up she is insulted what the hell she has two breasts and two nipples keep them hid .

  • imtiaz

    Its not shocking, she is a lady after all, suppose to have pussy and boobs. It is very normal. Would have been shocking if she had a big cock hanging down there for blessed Prince to rider on.

  • John

    I wish I could see her boobs