Khloe Kardashian Promises Sexual Assault of Simon Cowell on The X Factor Tonight!

Khloe Kardashian Promises Sexual Assault of Simon Cowell on The X Factor Tonight!

Khloe Kardashian has finally descended into the lowest circle of hell, and it is plagued with pathetic reality TV, has-been music producers, and her tits. I’m running out of variations of the title “desperate famewhore,” but you understand the problem—Khloe has absolutely no moral instinct to guide her as she navigates the treacherous paths of self-exploited stardom.

The new host of The X Factor USA has been embarrassing viewers every time she opens her mouth. We may tune in for some innocent fun at the expense of a talented nobody singer, but the evening always ends with a Kardashian nipple staring us down. Rather than classy embarrassment, Khloe embraces her escapist breasts and turns to social media to give them more time on camera—like when she accidentally posted a video to her Keek and Twitter accounts of her flashing the camera.

Last night, Khloe decided that promotion for The X Factor was lacking something, but she couldn’t quite put her nipple on it. She decided that viewers are more likely to tune in if they think she’ll be getting naughty with the judges—or as I call it, sexually assaulting her coworkers. The overworked reality star tweeted, “Last week I sat in @SimonCowell ‘s lap. Wonder what I can do to him tonight! Watch to see 8/7c! #xfactor.” No wonder her marriage is on the rocks—she can’t conceive, has a husband with illegitimate kids he abandoned, looks like a transvestite on a bad night, and is desperate to sell her body in exchange for ratings. We know hubby Lamar Odom bowed out of the traditional Kardashian Kristmas Kard photoshoot, so the future doesn’t look too bright for Mrs. Khloe Kardashian Odom.

A new episode of The X Factor airs tonight, so be sure to tune in expecting nothing short of a full streak across the stage in the middle of an emotional performance, or a double lap dance by Khloe and Demi Lovato. Should Khloe be allowed to keep up behavior like this? I am ready for her contract to be terminated; she is selling out the show (which is already pretty awful, I’ll admit!). Is Khloe’s reckless use of her breasts off putting, or does it add zing to the show? Have you lost all respect for her yet?

  • Victoria McGuire