Khloe Kardashian is the queen of contradictions. She has no perceivable talent yet spends all of her time criticizing those who point it out. Because of her self-obsession, she turns to Twitter to defend herself—which is fine. It’s her Twitter to do with as she likes. But if she’s serious about being a faux celebrity, it’s probably time to start tuning out the noise of the little people and rise above! The youngest sister of the Kardashian Klan has been facing a lot of hate ever since she started a gig as host of The X Factor, a job she sucks at more than Kim Kardashian sucks—nevermind. It’s nothing personal, she just seems really uneasy in front of the camera.
Although she’s always posting motivational crap, it got a little much earlier this week. Over the holiday weekend, she sent out a slurry of pro-Khloe tweets. These are some of my favorites.
“Don’t pick out other peoples flaws, when you can’t even admit to your own.”
“Sadly people would much rather see you struggle or fail in life, than live peacefully and flourish. I choose 2 surround myself w/love&peace”
“Maybe one of the greatest challenges in life is discovering who you really are and the second is being happy with what you find”
“Misery LOVES company, but it hates confidence. Be bold enough to say no to anyone who invites you to a pity party.”
“Old photos of yourself can really be great [body] motivation.”
Clearly, Khloe is feeling particularly picked on, otherwise she wouldn’t be so focused on positive sayings. I’m sure there are lots of people who follow her and read those and feel good for it. But she needs to remember that, as a reality TV star, people can’t judge her on acting talent, because she has none. We can’t judge her on style, because others dress her. The only thing that isn’t artificial is her personality and mannerisms, so it’s fair game!
Khloe has been fighting divorce rumors for a while now, but she may have added fuel to the fire accidentally. She posted a picture of her husband Lamar Odom and her little brother and hair loss patient Rob Kardashian, with a caption, “How quickly the vibe changes in the Odom House : ) how cute are my boys?” The photo shows Rob and Lamar dressed like total losers trying to look cool. The mood is obviously playful and funny, so I’m dying to know what the vibe was before! Sad to happy seems the obvious choice, and if that’s the case, the Odom house isn’t always such a light hearted place. Khloe just exacerbates the rumors by opening her mouth (in interviews and through her Twitter), and she isn’t gaining any popularity points by using her feed to blatantly advertise cheap knock off designer websites! I’m ready for her to disappear into the Hollywood hills and never be on TV again—are you?