And on to the seriously disturbed. Kim Kardashian is offering a future style icon and Queen of England, Kate Middleton, fashion advice. It’s Monday or as Kim probably calls it, Second Sunday, so why the hell not?
While hawking her new fashion line, Kardashian Kollection, in London over the weekend, Kim let is slip that her clothes are perfect for the Duchess of Cambridge and just her style. “Kate seems like a really sweet person and she’s a princess. We love her sense of fashion. She could wear our looks and team it with one of her hats.”
As far as I know Kate hasn’t even worn Victoria Beckham yet, why would she ever go Kardashian? Yes, Kate likes the world to think she prefers budget clothes but there’s budget and then there’s budget. The Kardashian Kollection is no Topshop or H&M. It’s cute they think so though.
This is why I can’t stand Kim Kardashian. Her comment is such a dumb ass entitled thing to say. I’m Kim Kardashian. Kate Middleton would naturally want to wear my clothes! I thought Kanye wanted Kim to dress like Kate, not the other way around?
The day I catch Kate Middleton in a design by Kim Kardashian is the day I no longer write about Kate Middleton. Trust. I’m not messing around. She can send Reese Witherspoon onesies. She can try to hook Pippa up with Prince Harry. Hell, she can flash her boobies until the cows come home but she CANNOT acknowledge Kim Kardashian publicly. It’s just too much. Too much, I tell you. But even I understand, we all have our little dirty secrets. I’m obsessed with Bravo television. I know it’s junk food for your brain but I do not care. So Kate can watch the Kardashians as much as she wants. She can laugh at them, rip on them, even laugh with them on occasion (not too much) but she absolutely cannot patronize them. I’m sorry but you have to draw the line somewhere with your pretend friends.
Do you think Kate would ever wear clothes from the Kardashian Kollection? Is Kim delusional or just a master at self promotion?