Kirstie Alley Claims Her New Memoir Is “Sexier Than 50 Shades Of Grey”

Kirstie Alley's New Memoir Will Be "Sexier Than 50 Shades Of Grey"
Is Kirstie Alley the next E.L. James? That’s what the 60-year-old former actress and Dancing with the Stars winner is hoping for.

According to In Touch Weekly, Kirstie has written a new memoir called The Art Of Men (I Prefer Mine Al Dente), which she claims is “sexier than Fifty Shades of Grey.”

I’ve lived a pretty wild life,” she said. “And I wanted to share the good, the bad and the ugly so that my readers can find humor in their own lives and have certainty that they can survive anything.

Supposedly, the actress dishes on every man she has ever known, including her ex-husband, famous directors like Woody Allen, and the cast of Cheers. We’re also guessing that Kirstie has some choice tidbits to say about her good friend and Look Who’s Talking co-star John Travolta. (Somehow, we can imagine that he might be just as into spanking as Christian Grey.)

And while the book won’t be released until later this fall, Kirstie has already set her eyes on her next project:

I wanna be the Bachelorette. But all my dudes have to be under 23!” she joked. Related: Kirstie Alley Wants To Be The Next Bachelorette

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