Kourtney Kardashian Promises To Release New Sex Tape on Keek?

Kourtney Kardashian Promises To Release New Sex Tape on Keek?

Always ahead of the game the Kardashian and the Jenner families are early joiners to a new social media platform called Keek. The definition of keek is a quick look or peak. Users can upload 36 second videos which can be followed and searched the same way as on Twitter. These videos are a great way to keep up with your favorite celebrities and are more personal than Twitter and Facebook updates. However, in the wrong hands, the Kardashian’s and Jenner’s for example, Keek can become another way to oversaturate one’s brand. I can see these two families being an example of using Keek for evil against the public.

Khloe Kardashian Odom and her younger half-sister, Kylie Jenner, posted a Thanksgiving message on November 22. Kourtney Kardashian posted her first video today with her baby daddy (or is he her fiancé?) Scott Disick and son Mason Disick in the background. In the horribly half-assed video Kourtney promises things are going to get wild and crazy. I wonder if she is referring to her brat Mason running around screaming like a lunatic so that you want to turn it off (as in her first video), or if she is speaking of letting the viewer be even more of a voyeur into a different part of her life than we have seen on her family’s television shows.  It will depend on Kourtney’s definition of wild.

I can just imagine the subsequent videos, some not wild but more functional. Kourtney and her monotone voice have not shown us anything crazy or jaw dropping on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and the spin-off shows other than the domestic violence she experiences with Scott. But he is running a business and has his partying to keep him occupied after all and won’t have a much time to waste on the platform promoting the Kardashian/Jenner brand.

Kourtney will probably pimp her new products and of course clips of all of the Karashian television shows. I can also see Kourtney using the videos as a confessional to vent or dispel rumors about her and her family. The newest rumor is that she and Scott are engaged but immediately after that story came out there were were not engaged, like we care! Kourtney, we need to hear the truth from the horse’s (mare’s?) mouth for once and not from your publicist. Here is your chance to use a medium for good for once.

On the other hand, Miss Kardashian did promise wild videos. Does that mean more sex tapes from her family? Could we finally be seeing the alleged sex tape involving Scott and a woman who is not Kourtney? What about the photos of Kourtney and sister Kim Kardashian nude with their boyfriends that were posted online? This family lives to be on camera and let it all hang out so with Kourtney’s promise she better put her Keek where her mouth was…