Last night’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians answered a lot of questions, but raised a lot more! With Kourtney Kardashian days away from giving birth to her second child, the focus of the episode was really fertility and sex. And we learned a lot about the money-grubbing family! After Kourtney thinks outloud, and drops the bomb that she probably wants four more kids, Scott Disick freaks out! Khloe Kardashian tells him not to worry though. Below is a mini transcription of what follows:
Khloe: “Having sex after a baby is like sticking a metal pipe up your pussy.”
Kourtney: “Especially with Lamar, I wouldn’t even want to know.”
Khloe: “How do you know how big he is?”
Kourtney: “I mean, I’m just assuming.”
So were we! Lamar Odom is 6 foot 10, that’s got to translate, right? RIGHT? Absolutely. Scott Disick is reportedly just under 6 feet. Which, compared to Kourtney’s tiny frame is still a pretty big. But Scott is a total a**hole. Last night, he reported that he didn’t want to undergo any manscaping* before his vasectomy, and he was fully prepared to lie about it to Kourtney! What a douche!
Kourtney deserves better than Scott! Remember, this is the guy who is passive aggressive, alcoholic, immature, and never there for her. Kourtney needs to find a man who can satisfy all her needs—as a mother, and a woman. Just don’t go homewrecking with Lamar! He and Khloe are perfect for each other, and he needs to save up all of his strength if they’re going to bust out a baby after the shocking news Khloe got last night!
So, Kourtney: drop Scott like the dip shit he is, take the kids, and go and find a real man! You deserve better!
Editor’s Note: Can Scott be any more repulsive than Kourtney’s mom, Kris Jenner or sister, Kim Kardashian?
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