Kris Humphries Buys Myla Sinanaj Kim Kardashian Breast Implants

Kris Humphries Buys Myla Sinanaj Kim Kardashian Breast Implants

Kris Humphries once again disappoints those who thought he’d be the vessel to take down USS Kim Kardashian. That ship has long sailed and hit an iceberg as it’s obvious that he’s still hung up on Kim. Reportedly, he got his Kim lookalike girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj floatation devices otherwise known as breast implants.

After Kris’ 72 day marriage, which followed an over-the-top wedding featured on E! and cost $17 million, Kris became a national hero of sorts. There were those ready to pin medals to his chest for doing the world the service of hastening Kim’s backlash. For a while there, he was up to the task of exposing her antics to stay relevant but one year later, she rebounded with Kanye West for a chance of public redemption and he’s using his new bedmate as a Kim clone.

It’s one thing to have a type or preference but Myla is more or less a clone of Kim. Myla doesn’t seem to mind as she proudly flaunted her new chest in the Bahamas over the Thanksgiving holiday. Sources close to her have alleged that Kris paid for her new additions. The money should have been spent on lawyers who can actually finalize his divorce which has dragged on longer than the Lifetime movie, Liz and Dick.

If Kris isn’t going to be the one to end our long national nightmare for all things Kardashian, he’s prolonging his divorce for reasons only Dr. Phil can begin to understand. You can’t be openly hostile to Kim and threaten to torpedo her empire but simultaneously give your new girlfriend a makeover so she can resemble your legal spouse.

In the immortal words of philosopher Tyra Banks, we were all rooting for you, Kris. Granted, the public was cheering you on for the not so noble cause of Schadenfreude, but it’s the thought that counts and one can’t help but wonder what to think as Myla turns more and more into Kim with the help of a surgeon’s scalpel.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/victoria.mcguire.31 Victoria McGuire

    ANOTHER ONE OF THESE MADE UP STORIES. IF SHE GOT BIGGER BOOBS SHE DID IT ON HER OWN. KRIS H. IS TOO MUCH OF A GENTLEMAN TO LOWER HIMSLEF TO KIM K’S LEVEL. I THINK SHE’S JUST TRYING TO BE LIKE KIM K. TO GET KRIS H ATTENTION. HE SHOULD LOOK ELSWHERE IN NORMAL MIDWESTERN HOMETOWN LADIES. YES, LADIES. NON OF THESE OTHERS EVEN COME CLOSE TO BE CALLED LADIES. THAT TITLE GOES TO LADIES WITH CLASS.

  • cindy

    The fact that pictures were sent means that Myla is the one who sent out this story. She wants everyone to know that Kris has to spend money on her (blackmail) because she so desperately wants him (for all the wrong reasons) and is using the media to embarrass him and in a way hold him hostage.

    She also wants other women to see like she got him under control. This girl is very, very cunning and manipulative. She has sunk her teeth in and has no intention of letting go (read her tweets). At the rate she is going I would not be surprised if he has no choice but to marry her and she takes and controls all his money because right now he is definitely headed in that direction. He is sandwiched between two evil women. Good luck Kris.

    PS: I thought she signed a confidentiality agreement. I am sure he does not want all his business on the street. She can’t keep her trap shut about anything concerning Kris, he even had her delete a tweet recently. What a TIME BOMB. Run Kris run you are about to lose your life again.
    Nothing good can become of a woman who is doing all these antics to trap you. Stay close to your mom for now.