Twilight and Kristen Stewart fans (how can anyone be a fan of Kristen Stewart?) attacked their television screens in fits of rage when the news broke that Stewart has been having a little affair.
Stewart’s lover boy Rupert Sanders has signed on to direct the sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman, which clearly indicates that their affair will continue like bad breath.
Kristen and Rupert have been embroiled in one of the biggest Hollywood scandals in modern history. The Twilight ingénue was caught cheating on Robert Pattinson in pictures released by Us Weekly. Kristen released a public apology saying, “This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.” Well, Kristen, it looks like you love Rupert just a little bit more, wouldn’t you say?
Kristen didn’t only destroy the art of acting, but she also destroyed friendships, a family and her reputation. Stupid little cow… Kristen has amassed enough bad karma for the next fifteen lifetimes, but don’t fret moral thumpers, because she will most probably reincarnate into a mentally retarded praying mantis, which eats her mates for breakfast. God help us that she doesn’t reincarnate into another actress who rips out her hair at the sight of Taylor Lautner’s shirtless body.
The bad karma doesn’t stop there, because Rupert will now be directing the sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman, with Kristen faking-till-she-makes-it throughout the film’s production. The studios involved in the production and distribution of the film will not allow Kristen and Rupert to have their personal issues come to the forefront. This is Hollywood. This is film making. There are contracts in place to make these people lose their careers quicker than a runaway ice cream truck at a fat camp.
Kristen will now be able to openly smooch Rupert on and off set, seeing they will be colleagues again. Doesn’t Kristen realize what happens to bad people who do bad things? They end up being kicked in the face by homeless people and God.
If she decides to continue this affair she might as well book into the local morgue, because Robert Pattinson fans will be coming for her with the Twilight novels and holy books.
Do you think the Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders affair will continue? Is Kristen Stewart stupid enough to do it again? Let us know in the comments below.