Kristen Stewart Apologizes To Robert Pattinson; Scrambles To Save Face And Relationship

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Now that the incriminating, cheating photos of Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders getting down and dirty in the front seat of a car are all over the internet, Kristen’s coming out with a formal apology to her boyfriend of three years and co-star, Robert Pattinson.

And by the way, right now the co-star part is a lot more important than the boyfriend of three years part. Trust.

She told People magazine, “I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

Rupert is doing his own damage control. Some might argue his wife, Liberty Ross, and two children – not Rob – are the ones most affected and hurt by the Snow White and the Huntsman director’s error in judgement. ”I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family,” Sanders told People in an exclusive statement. “My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.” 

OK, everyone dry the tears from your eyes and get serious. Kristen had to make this statement. This is a girl who’s been loathe to touch Pattinson in public because they want to keep their relationship true and real and blah, blah blah and now she’s screaming her love from the rooftops to People freakin’ magazine. I’m not saying she’s not sorry she got caught cheated. I’m saying the Twilight people and her management wrote every single one of those words. Lest we forget, we’ve got another Twilight movie to promote in four months!! How the hell is that red carpet going to go down? Awkward as all hell, that’s how because Bella would never cheat on Edward. Bella chose to become a vampire so she could love Edward FOREVER. Bella would never let a man other than Edward “kiss her ENTIRE body” in the front seat of a car. Edward and Bella have a beautiful, quaint cottage for their hot vampiric sex.

You’ll remember the producers of Twilight were afraid of this from the beginning. They were not about their leads hooking up because they were young and, unlike Edward and Bella, bound to make mistakes and cheat.

But you know who I actually feel sorry for? Robert – and not for what you think. Of course, it sucks she cheated on him but now, because of this weepy ass statement, the ball’s in his court and the whole world’s eyes are going to be on him wondering what he’ll do. He’s damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t. Now if he tells her to go f-ck herself, HE broke up Robsten. Believe me, that’s a lot of Twihard hate to take on. Twihards make the Volturi look like the Papal Swiss Guard.

What do you make of Kristen Stewart’s apology – too little, too late? Or are you a romantic and think Rob should take Kristen back because you believe her statement to People freakin’ magazine?

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