Kristen Stewart Can Get Paid But She Just Can’t Act

Kristen Stewart Can Get Paid But She Just Can't Act

We all know by now that Kirsten Stewart is the highest paid actress in Hollywood, but can she act? Well, according to anti-fans of Twilight, Kirsten’s acting ability is on par with a sloth, sitting in a tree, with a Botox injected face.

We have all seen the memes on the internet about Kirsten Stewart’s horrible facial expressions and her ingenue hysterics. There’s a specific scene in one of the Twilight films where she does just that, writhing on a chair and pulling her hair like a meth teen addict suffering from withdrawal, while the seasons of the year slip past her window like some weird hallucinatory LSD trip.

Moviefone’s Sandie Angulo-Chen said, “On the plus side, portraying Bella Swan has brought Kristen Stewart fame, fortune and a (frighteningly) dedicated fan base who thinks she can do nothing wrong. On the other hand, there are pockets of film-lovers who can’t stand the ‘Twilight’ films or think Stewart is nothing more than a doe-eyed ingénue.”

At the lack of a better description, we think Kirsten is the epitome of mental retardation when it comes to her acting abilities. Her mumbling of lines and hysterical attraction to the vampire and the werewolf makes her sound like Gary Busey trying to munch down (and make love to) a Big Mac at a rehab clinic.

Kirsten’s portrayal of Bella Swan, the love struck teenager caught up in a love triangle between a werewolf and a vampire, has earned her two Razzie nominations which is equal to, “The worst acting in the world. Ever.” She joins a smattering of terrible actors who starred in equally terrible films, like Sylvester Stallone and Halle Berry; who donned a cat suit for Catwoman which made audiences rip out their own eyes, the world over.

Who knew a Jehovah’s Witness will deliver novels which have been described as “falling asleep on your keyboard and waking up the next morning, with all the Twilight novels written”. The only salvation from the horror would be to punch Kirsten Stewart in the head and let her fall on a keyboard. Maybe she’ll be able to reboot the franchise and save us from the Twi-Heart Apocalypse.

What do you think CDL readers? Is Kirsten Stewart able to act? Are you a Twilight fan? Well even if you are one of the afflicted, just face it, Kristen Stewart can’t act. Let us know what you think in the comments below.

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  • Ridley2

    Jesus. How can you criticize anyone about acting when you can’t write, edit or fact check. If you even look at what you write instead of cut and paste you figure out that of course Kirsten Stewart can’t act because there is NO KIRSTEN Stewart. On the other hand, KRISTEN Stewart can act as opposed to you. You HACK!

  • Ridley2

    Jesus. How can you criticize anyone about acting when you can’t write, edit or fact check. If you even look at what you write instead of cut and paste you figure out that of course Kirsten Stewart can’t act because there is NO KIRSTEN Stewart. On the other hand, KRISTEN Stewart can act as opposed to you. You HACK!

  • Cjbennett4

    She’s not a Jehovas Witness you freaking idiot. There’s a difference between Mormon and Jehovas Witness. You look so stupid right now…

  • foreveramazed1

    No. Kristen can’t act!!! Kristen looks good on the money list now but let’s look in a year. Main reason is SWATH has to make 470 million to break even and that is never going to happen. Which means Stewart failed with a major studio! Then On The Road her performance is terrible. Kristen actually ruins the movie. On The Road won’t make it past a very limited release. Which means she has only made it with the Twi movies and proves the rest of the sane population want’s her to disappear.

  • TruthTeller

    It’s the truth. Kristen cannot act. She shows minimal facial expressions, is hardly convincing in dramatic scenes, and the only reason she is still relevant in Hollywood is for the, quite frankly, LAUGHABLE franchise – “Twilight”. Oh, that and Robert Pattinson. Once Twlight dies down and there isn’t any more news about Rob and Kristen, she’ll have lost her job and her credibility. Nobody will ever consider Kristen for any serious acting awards or roles. She is not versatile. As much as I like her as a person, because she does seem down to earth, she really cannot act. Acting is NOT her field. If she were taller, maybe she could make it as a runway model. That way, her personality-less performances would work.