Lindsay Lohan Owes Tanning Salon $40K

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Maybe Lindsay Lohan should sing the Destiny’s Child song, Bills Bills Bills next time she has a guest spot on Glee since the actress has trouble paying them and all. The pecuniary-challenged star is being hounded by a Nevada tanning salon for not paying $40,000 in back charges.

Say what? $40,000 in tanning charges! I’ll bet you the Tanning Mom doesn’t rack up that kind of bill and her skin in one step away from being cast in the new Leatherface movie. And word to the wise for Lindsay. Screw the rehab, jail time and Lifetime movie offers. When your name is in the same sentence with the Tanning Mom’s, you’ve officially hit rock bottom.

TMZ.com reports a Nevada judge ordered Lindsay to pay the $40,000 to the salon nine months ago but, naturally, she hasn’t done it. The salon is trying to get the matter moved to California where Lindsay has assets that could satisfy the judgement.

The marathon tanning sessions took place at Tanning Vegas between 2007-2009. What the hell was she doing at that time to rack up those kind of tanning numbers? Oh, right, probably not working. Now, I shouldn’t be too harsh. She was working but these were the lean Georgia Rule, I Know Who Killed Me years when producer James G. Robinson sent the Oompa Loompa-colored diva a scathing letter reprimanding her for “heavy partying.” Oh, those were the good ‘ole days!

But $40,000! Were gold flecks mixed in with the tanning solution? I didn’t spent $40,000 on my college education and it’s lasted much longer than her sun-charred glow. Gross.

Well Lindsay can just add it to her list of things she owes people but has no intention of returning like respect or apologies or thank-yous.

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