Marc Anthony is working hard at teaching his former wife, Jennifer Lopez, that he can be just as much of a hedonistic pig as she. After dumping Marc, Jennifer hooked up with the 24-year-old backup dancer Casper Smart and has been sporting her toyboy everywhere – as though buying a young stud was something to be proud of. Sadly, JLo has often been mistaken for Casper’s mom! Furthermore, Casper has a history of criminally dangerous driving and this inspired Marc to go after JLo – threatening to take the kids if Casper was allowed to drive them about.
Now Marc has devised the perfect revenge – he has his own 24 year-old bimbo! Marc has embarked on a romance with Venezuelan model Shannon De Lima – who has a four-year-old son from a previous relationship – and was first runner-up in Miss Earth Venezuela 2005.
Jealous Marc posted a message on twitter in Spanish which translated as: “To Shannon, my statue of liberty. Kisses baby!” On his Facebook page, Marc posted a picture of himself embracing Shannon, captioning it “Gracias”, the Spanish word for thank you.
Marc’s adopted son Chase Muniz – from his relationship with Debbie Rosado – also used twitter to praise his dad’s new romance.
He wrote: “To all my followers and everybody on twitter follow 2012 best couple and for many more years to come @MarcAnthony and @Shadelima !!!!! Life is beautiful nothing like being surrounded by the people you love @MarcAnthony @Shadelima !!!!!! #family”
What will be the next step in this competitive display of obnoxious aging celebs trying to act young? Will JLo compete with Selena Gomez (and Mariah Yeater??) in a try for Justin Bieber? Will Marc attempt to hook up with Miley Cyrus? Stay tuned and let’s see.